San Franciscan Yamazaki Ambassador, Neyah White, is the author of this touchingly self-mocking ode to the current viral-du-jour (namely, eHarmony Debbie and her “I Love Cats” breakdown) and the equipment nerdery of bar professionals the world over. However your day is going thus far, treat yourself to a moment’s amusement.
Nb. You might want to watch the original too, just to put this all into context.
Via: Facebook Video